The moral high ground fucking blows.

"I've stumbled across my theory in the last two years, that really all discord in the human race is based on two things: You either need a nap or you're hungry."

You get what you settle for.

That's a quote by Sam Keen.

I was driving to my parents house yesterday, and there was a Sumac whose leaves had turned cranberry red, and a maple whose dead, brown leaves were floating to the ground as I drove under.

It's deep summer, with shades of fall.

Hey everybody,

Welcome my friend Allison (takefeline) to Livejournal!! She is awesome (I'll vouch)! She is moving to PA with majli and I!

That's it, except to say, I never thought I would be in a porn shop as often as I am, and the irony of going into a porn shop to get a hug does not escape me.

And also, bah humbug.

Willie Nelson's public statement regarding being caught with a
bag of Marijuana last week:

"It's a good thing I had a bag of Marijuana instead of a bag of
spinach. I'd be dead by now."

In the world of adhesive products, masking tape is kind of a pussy.

"That's what happens when you have too many hats."

The neighbors have pizza and ice cream.

We have cigarettes and margaritas.

peeps and fudge shoppe meet
over a blazing hot bowl
go me ghettio